Title: Lies my Android Told Me
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Ocean Trescothik, a fat ghost capable of decadence and even manslaughter. Terrified, a gRreMlIn known as Beth Donaldson flees the Empire, with her Android, Mark Parker.
They head for Newton Abbot on the planet Uranus. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Parker uses his weapons to defend Beth. Parker and Beth decide it's time to leave Uranus and steal a tandem to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of robots. Parker is attacked and the Beth is captured by the robots and taken back to Newton Abbot. Parker must fight to save Beth but when he accidentally unearths a ruddy guillotine, the entire future of the wicked, crumpled galaxy is at stake.
Contributors: Thom Jacson
Published by: Third Body Press
Release Date: 2016
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