Lies my Android Told Me

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Ocean Trescothik, a fat ghost capable of decadence and even manslaughter. Terrified, a gRreMlIn known as Beth Donaldson flees the Empire, with her Android, Mark Parker.

They head for Newton Abbot on the planet Uranus. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Parker uses his  weapons to defend Beth. Parker and  Beth decide it's time to leave Uranus and steal a tandem to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of robots. Parker is attacked and the Beth is captured by the robots and taken back to Newton Abbot. Parker must fight to save Beth but when he accidentally unearths a ruddy guillotine, the entire future of the wicked, crumpled galaxy is at stake.

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A Tourist’s Guide to The Outer Rim

Written in the style a tour guide, "The Outer Rim" details the wild adventures of aliens, robots, and well, I don't want to give away the story.

The action begins in a ruined city. An accursed singer and a bitter technician have a torrid affair. Unfortunately she betrays him by taking up with a rogue machine. After everything they kiss and make up.

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